HOW I CAME TO D WORLD

when God was allotting humans countries my turn came....

He said US.. all the Americans cried their eyeballs out and God pitied them so he was abt to send me to Antartica... I said I'll freeze there God...

God thought a lot then decided to send me to Australia... but I objected saying "I don't drink beer mate!!"


then God said I'll send u to Africa... I said God I'm bad with dogs and tigers... they just see my face and get upset

so god told me to move to Europe... I said they are white... they are racists and they are asses...
so God told me theres only one place u can go to... its got to be Asia...
I said ok god... deal... but where in Asia??

God told meU have some options there.... China, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Japan, Thailand, Pakistan, India and Sri Lanka....

I asked him God... which is the best according to you??
God replied... No child... I give you seven days... go and visit all countries... and come back and tell me which country you want to live in...


So then I decided I'll go first to China since its the largest in Asia.... I went there and the ppl were great.. everything was fine until I discovered there was a competition... a race... a race to showdown other countries... to destroy others by destroying other countries

I didn't like it.... the leaders of the country were all selfish....

I went to Japan and discovered they were the most hardworking people.... they worked 16 hours.. phew.... I said no ways...

then i went to Pakistan.. saw one person ruling the whole country.... I said Nope this aint it too....
then I went to Srilanka and someone told me the rebels had wrecked havoc in the country......

I went around Philippines , Thailand and Mongolia... all of them had probs....

I had heard a lot abt India... so I left it for the last....

I saw all the beautiful states.... heard abt the history.... the diversity.... and made up my mind.. this was gonna be it....


I came back.... God asked why India child??

I said God.... Haven't seen democracy and such hospitable people anywhere else...
God told me but theres poverty... theres problems, wars, illiterate people, robbers.... every wrong thing...
I answered just one thing and god sent me here....

I said God... theres still humanity in the hearts of the people....

Vande Matram
Bharat mata ki jai....